What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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