Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Barack Obama.

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