- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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