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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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