- Anti Joke

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer