- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Hi, my name is Jake.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??