whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

The EPA.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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