so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Your mom.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Women's rights.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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