IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Massie is a fatass

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

cats are pussies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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