- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

whats up and also down? your mum

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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