- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock Go away

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What would Muhammed do?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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