Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why didn't he finish his

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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