- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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