- Anti Joke

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!