How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Your mom went to college

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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