- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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