- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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