Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Massie is a fatass

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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