What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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that wall over there ->

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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