Hi, my name is Jake.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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whats white and sticky glue

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Anti Joke

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