- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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