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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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