What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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