What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Boxing on Boxing Day

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's your guys names?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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