- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Where's my tractor?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Soccer...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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