- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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