Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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