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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Heskey time.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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