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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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