- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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