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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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