Jack Stevens

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What is 33 + 1? Penis

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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