Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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