- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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