what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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