- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what's the difference between a duck?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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