What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Dumbledore dies.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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