Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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