- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

My Butthole.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Nah

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