- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Fat Kenyan

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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