Skrillex.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I woke up today

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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