What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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your life

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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