Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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I'm Polish.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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