So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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how much fish could a chicken

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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