What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

jd and zach loves vigina

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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