- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there?

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Soccer...

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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