Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Women can vote? WTF

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

The queen having a shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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