- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

-knock knock! -doors open

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

can you touch your toes? no

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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