A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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