What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What would Muhammed do?

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haha

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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im gay

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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