What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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