A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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