Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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The game.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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