What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Your mums a potato

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Guest what? Dog

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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