- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

justin beiber sucks

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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